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Yet ANOTHER list of classic “good-enough” rhyming from your favourite artists.

5. Fergie – Glamourous

“I still go to Taco Bell
Drive through, raw as hell
I don’t care, I’m still real”

How the hell does going to Taco Bell make you real? Unless you’re in the back making Crunch Wrap Supremes or Nacho Bell Grandes, you as real as Lil’ Kim’s sense of class.

4. Kci and Jojo – All my Life

“Close to me you’re like my mother
Close to me you’re like my father
Close to me you’re like my sister
Close to me you’re like my brutha”

Close to me you’re like my aunt, close to me you’re like my uncle, close to me you’re like my gramma, close to me you’re like my grandpa, close to me you’re like my son, close to me you’re like my daughter, close to me you’re like my cousin, close to me you’re like my…

3. Foxy Brown - Affirmative Action

“Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen…”

Foxy, why the HELL did you deem it necessary to incorporate rudimentary mathematics in your song. It’s not like gangstas are gonna be following along to your arithmetic prowess and giving you props for executing such a “difficult” calculation.

2. Bizarre (of D12) – Fight Music

“You know why my hands are so numb? *why?*
Cuz my grandmother sucked my dick and I didn’t cum *oh…*”

Your gammy giving you a knob gobble was the furthest thing in my mind when you asked such a question.

1. Mase - Can’t Nobody Hold Me Down

“Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus.”

Jesus Christ.