Loading ...Some of the Worst Lyrics Ever Vol.1
August 14th, 2007Juiced up by: i-pizzo
Continuing on with our new format, I’d like to debut a new series that we’ll be doing up frequently. I personally have no beef with any of the songs below, however they all contain some lyrics that just make me go, “What the hale were they thinking? Did they just say, ‘Ah fuck it, I’m just gonna say some nonsensical jibberish, maybe nobody will notice?’”
It just baffles the hell out of me. Hit the jump for more the shittiest lyrics ever to spew forth from the lips of artists.
5. J-Kwon – Tipsy
“1…here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4″
Any lyrics that contain numbers as their primary content are just straight bunk — with the Jackson 5 being the only exception (you have to love anything MJ did before his current freaky ass state).
I’m not exactly sure what “the 2 to the 3 to the 4” is referring to, but if that’s the best J-Kwon’s got, well…there’s a reason why he ain’t on the scene no more.
4. Avant – 4 Minutes
“I only got 4 minutes… cuz in 4 minutes… only got 4, don’t last no more … I’m desperate cuz the clock’s tickin’ only got 4 minutes to go”
OK how about you shut the hell up about how much time you have left and just tell the girl you love her.
Number of times the phrase “4 Minutes” is said = 20
Number of times the word “love” is said = 3
Good use of your time there champ.
3. Ludacris ft. JD – Welcome to Atlanta
“I’m allergic to doc prescribed antihistamines”
What the HELL is this supposed to mean? Ain’t nothing more gangsta than informing the peeps about your allergies to specific types of medication.
2. 50 Cent ft. Lil Kim – Magic Stick
“Lil’ Kim not a whore
But I sex a nigga so good, he gotta tell his boys”
Aitez Lil’ Kim, I believe you. You ain’t no whore. Whatever it is you do in the sack that make a “n*gga…gotta tell his boys,” I believe it to be of a very classy manner, worthy of a lady who-
“I got the magic clit
I know If I get licked once, I can get licked twice
I am the baddest chick
Shorty you don’t believe me, then come with me tonight
And I’ll show you maaagic
(What? What?) Maaagic, uh-huh uh-huh
I got the magic clit”
Oh…nvm..
1. Mims – This is Why I’m Hot
“I’m hot cause I’m fly
You ain’t cause you not”
The detail is staggering.
“it’s like jurassic park, i’m your sexasaurus”
-r kelly
“i’m laughing straight to the bank with this…HAHAHAHAHAHHA”
-50 cent
“u can run all day long (who?)
MIKE JONES
but u’ll never, catch mr jones
HAHAHAHHAHA”
-Mike Jones
lol..funny list..lil kim is a fukkin skank….
“she made us drinks..to drink..we drunk em (got drunk) and now I think..she thinks I’m COOoOOOooooooooooooooooool”
lol yeh true
“the glamorous, The glamorous, glamorous
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy”
Haha this shit is too funny. MIMS sucks..so does J-Kwon.
MIMS?
ohh the guy that says he’s hot and told HipHopGame that Kanye West stoll his style, now i remember.
J-Kwon!!
Now you see when Soulja Boy was growing up, Soulja Boy looked up to J-Kwon and that’s why Hip Hop is dead, as Nas stated.
But, here’s some AWESOMEE!!! lyrics.
(Ma$e) “Call Me Turkey, She’s My Stuffing” off the track - Extra Ordinary
and did anyone understand 50 Cent when he said ” YOu Can Call Me The Cake Man, The Strawberry Shake Man” off the track - I Get Money
I Understand the “cake man” part but wtf is a “strawberry shake man”?